*insert witty one liner here*

SOMETHING SCARY DAILY

I KILLED A HUGE LIZARD TODAY. IT WAS MASSIVE. MY MOM FOUND IT (AND SHE’S MORE SCARED THAN ME, WHICH IS A LOT) AND BEGGED ME TO KILL & DISPOSE OF IT.

WHICH I ACTUALLY DID. BY MYSELF. OMGOMGOMGOMG.


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